Crazy Cake Lady had another productive day, yesterday.
Macadamia Nut Brownies
Those are Blondies not Brownies. Brownies are supposed to be chocolate, silly non-Cake Dr. CCL.
Chocolate Sheet Cake with Peanut Butter Frosting
We can hardly remember when CCL boycotted baking. When we were talking about her obsession today in the lunchroom, however, we found out some interesting weaselly information about that boycott from Harry.
Apparently some other woman who used to work here, we'll call her "CakeH8r," used to get pissed at CCL for bringing in desserts because everyone in the office would dig their little grimy hands into the cake and shove it into their mouths making a mess all over the floor. The little cake crumbs, in turn, were turning into ant food. So, until CakeH8r moved to California for a higher paying job, CCL didn't make many cakes. After her departure, however, the cakes returned, and so did....
Ant Infestation
(the bigger piece is chocolate cake; the little spots are the ants)
the ants! Apparently this ant infestation is better than it used to be, because now they are just hanging out by the door and trashcan instead of all over the lunchroom floor.
Ants are gross.
We wouldn't blame CCL for all the ant problems though. Secret Squirrel probably has something to do with it because she leaves food out all over the office. Even when it is a day old.
Secret Squirrel's leftover Pizza
Sicko co-workers. We're not eating any ant food today.
-Weight-gaining Worker
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