Crazy Cake Lady should be a man, because she definitely knows the way to a woman's heart:
Kahlua Fudge Bites
We've already confessed our love for chocolate and alcohol on Monday, so we won't get into that again. We have other goodies to confess for today.
Today is our 100th blog post! Yes, 100 cake-filled, sugar-injected, caramel-syrup-covered, days of CCL deserts. Surprisingly, we all look about the same weight as we did when we started the blog, thanks - i'm sure in large part - to our hour long baby food diet and the occasional hot Yoga classes.
We tried to snap a pic of Evil Pizza Man as a gift to all you fans - we know he's among the favorite characters here - but all we could see out our horrible new view was the top of his forest-green Trail Blazer (or whatever.)
Evil Pizza Man's Fab Ride
We especially like how his Papa John's sign is nuzzled between the little racky-things on his roof, which gives him the ability to deliver sizzling, cheesy pizzas while taking his skis to the mountains for a quick run on the slopes.
What we do have for you, however, is something we have received a few questions about over the past 100 days:
"How much does your boss spend on pizza every week?!?"
Two-hundred and four dollars and fifty-one cents worth of Pizza
No wonder the secretary tries to get everyone so jazzed up for Pizza Day. He's spending a small fortune. In the year we've been here, he's spent $10,663.74. That means, if he canceled his pizza subscription the four of us working on this blog could make an extra $2,665.93 a year.
We are definitely going to bring that up next time we ask for a raise.
HOWEVER, if you look closely, you can see he saves $137.90 on each order. I guess the Papa gives a discount to it's million-dollar customers. Apparently they also like to contribute to obese America.
-Weight-gaining worker.
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