We haven't been able to find Weaselly Weasel Harry yet. He won't return phone calls and is apparently too scared to come visit and "flirt" with us, so we'll just have to continue wondering what's going on with the hidden cakes.
Again, there was an absence of a shimmering foil-wrapped dessert on the table, and instead:
CCL note
in the place of a cake stand or brownie pan, a scribbled note, which CCL wrote so fittingly on a paper plate, reading: "Cake is in the refrigerator please keep it 'out of site.'" We're guessing that someone is just sick of being tempted with CCL's pants-busting treats or they are finally trying to get rid of that ant problem.
Either way, we opened the fridge, which probably hasn't been cleaned since this place opened five years ago, and next to the prescription medicine:
Cream Cheese Pound Cake with Toffee Frosting
a double layer, 3 inch-thick-frosting covered, very cold cake. It's actually quite amusing that despite all the drama of having to hide her "famous" - we use that term loosely - desserts in cupboards and dirty refrigerators, she continues her baking. She would probably get more appreciation if she dropped her cakes off with that homeless person on the corner begging for money. At least he would appreciate the (sugar) high. CCL is one loyal lady.
Our other co-worker has attempted to ruin bikini season for us with a dessert she found online at Bakerella, which should be featured on This is Why You're Fat:
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Brownie
Yes, they are cookie dough balls baked in brownie batter, covered in frosting. These things were D.E.A.D.L.Y. On Bakerella, the recipe even come with a warning: "Warning: These brownies cause extreme satisfaction. May complicate weight loss." We had to eat it with a fork because when we picked it up all the butter in the ganache frosting made it slide right out of our fingers. It took about four hours to eat the hybrid dessert slow enough it wouldn't give us a stomach ache. But, we finished. And they were delicious. Now, we're fat.
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